Order in the Court

Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little old woman: I am 86 years old
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you on
the first of April of this year?
Little old woman: There I was sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a
warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and
sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little old woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little old woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little old woman: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little old woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away
some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little old woman: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little old woman: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little old woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.
I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little old woman: Well I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and said to him...
"Take me young man......Take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little old woman: Hell, no he just yelled, "April fool..." and that's when I shot the
little bastard.

QUOTE OF THE DAY
“If I have ever made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing more to patient attention, than to any other talent. - Isaac Newton