Friday, May 05, 2006

A Costly Quickie...

I'm pressed for time this morning so Tales of the ATL will continue over the weekend...my best friend Garfi sent me this joke as a pick me upper...to brighten my mood...so I thought instead I would share it with blogsphere...

A lil light humor titled "$500 for a quickie" to end the week and start the weekend...

A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I want to have sex with you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I will screw you from behind and be on my way!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $5oo on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up before he gets this pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked. The lady said "That SON-OF-A-BITCH had $500 in quarters."


QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Truth is the secret of eloquence and of virtue, the basis of moral authority; it is the highest summit of art and life." - Henri-Frédéric Amiel

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